• If you want me to check out your blog, ask me politely! :)
• I don’t follow on command, sorry!
• I don’t promo on command. 
• If you are close to your goal, you can self promote.
• I do P4P if you have 3K+ or we’re friends.
• I might do promo games.
• I will vote for you, and I might tell my followers to vote.
• For a free screenshot promo, make me a fansign tagged “drop of paradise”
• I have x,xxx followers, but does that really matter?
• I follow less than 200 people.
• My playlist is right here.
• Send me a ∞ for a rate!
• I’m not as mean as I am in my FAQ, so please talk to me! (:

And don’t send me any “m3s5@g3s lyk d1s”, or else I will use your IP address to find out where you live and I will enroll you in third grade so you can learn how to spell.